What's a "Round-Dubbah-D'uh-Bout? Here's what you need to know

To the editor:

Rochester's Main and Washington Street's, "Round-A-Bout" is the latest in Gateway "Hubbery!"

It's Neither at the Outskirts of the City, to assist in funneling traffic, or, in the Center of town.

If, you're telling yourself... "That doesn't make sense!" ... You're catching on.

The Topography in the Artist Rendered boxes doesn't look like anything you'd see in New Hampshire.

They look like something you'd see in the vastness of South Western New Mexico landscapes. (I see Tumbleweeds and Armadilos!)

In all, it's likely slightly less than 200 Feet Across...

(That measurement may be high, as well as its promoters.)

The "Architectural Team," factored in a Neighborhood Park Theme.

Why? Who else would go there? Where could they safely park? Or, walk from? SOooo!

At the Southwest Green Esplanade, we'll have the, "Saint Lafayette/Academy Street Pouncers."

Across from them, on the Northwest Esplanade, we'll have the Walnut Street Avengers.

There's likely no representation on the other side, in the Eastern Conference, unless someone has a Green Room in the Basement of the Home.

In light of this, I'm expecting heavy water damage to these homes by March 2024, from faulty broken water lines, compounded by electrical conduits.

Just how many times did this area get dug up, over the years? (Over 10 years)

"Electra Glide Mold," will cover the interior floors. (EGM) i got dibs on this term.

Disturbingly Insane, is the amount of pedestrian crosswalks.

In order to simply get across a street, (one of four) the pedestrian(s) are being required to reach at least two Safe(?) Haven, "un-barricaded rest spots."

These are located between THREE lanes of oncoming bi-directional traffic.

Multiply these by the four crossing sections mentioned.

(I see the Calculators coming out now!)

Have they yet to consider, Handicap (PC?,) Elderly, the Unwitting Texter Class, access, Etc... Must i go on?

You'd think this is an Updated "Flash the Frogger" board game.

Likely, the architectural team grew up with this very game.

(It certainly wasn't "Clue!")

Areas like this were nothing more than oldfashioned New England style Intersections, now updated to meet the growing demands of an "Out of Control," complicit City Management Cabal.

I'll tell you who will maintain, manage and oversee this long-term boondogle?

These functions will likely go to out of work family members, friends and state representatives, who'll need financial access.

Who's better to go to for these unlimited financial opportunities, than a government-funded laundromat.

So - you want Rochester to FINALLY have a first at something? Well then, establish an on scene - emergency triage hub, a medical chopper pad, med-techs and of course a SPA!

This - 12-year, 12-million dollar, (Low "BALLED" Estimate,) Government "Grand" Handout, will be the Legacy of this Citiy's "Gaggle of Delusional Visionaries.

This well lit sign will certainly stand out.

(Multiply by four, one for each quadrant)

Theres No Doubt, there'll be more than enough "Hand Signs 'n Signals" to go around with the inevitable, internationally acclaimed, Rochester's own - "Round-DUBBAH-D'uh-BOUT."

- Lou Archambault,

Gonic